you know why yelp sucks? because the general public is not to be trusted with, well, fucking everything. assuming yelp reviewers are a standard cross section of the american public then 11% of these mojito loving, burrito joint suggesting shitbirds also think our president was born in kenya and smuggled into hawaii via a boat made out of the recycled cartilage of christians. they also think this is the best song in the country right now. i don't even trust most of my friends' suggestions why would i trust the opinion of tracy from walnut creek? she's from fucking walnut creek. i could write a post on that shitstain of a town that would go on for days. i read a review on yelp today that said this joint in sonora, ca had "hands down, the best chinese food you will ever have." have you been to sonora? i have, i used to live there. the only fucking eatery in sonora that's even on par with comparable restaurants anywhere else is their taco bell. that shit is about as good as any other taco bell i've been to. saying sonora has the best chinese food you will ever have is like saying your girlfriend gives the best head. you're a backwoods mouth-breather, don't go pushing your inexperienced bullshit opinions on me.
suck it yelp. you're just further proof that democracy doesn't work because people are asshats.
