Friday, September 25, 2009

white people hating on white people

god this shit is so tired. we get it, you're cooler than the rest of us. we're such predictable douchenozzles. this shit is the broader equivalent of hipster on hipster hate. take a look in the mirror bro, if your average 75 yr old can't tell the difference, you're the same thing as that dude you're mocking. but you're so fucking self-aware so it's cool right? you know what stuff white people like? STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE. have fun traveling down that meta rabbit hole you fucknuts.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

the beatles

fuck the beatles in mono (the butt) and fuck the beatles in stereo (i dunno, their ears? one in the butt and another in the mouth? who cares? fuck 'em). the most important band in history took 20 fucking years to stop squabbling with their label, themselves, and whoever else would listen to get their shit sounding good on cd. too bad the cd is a dead fucking format macca. it's real revolutionary to charge 300 bucks for a 13 cd box set. omfg you are assholes. i did the math that's 23.0769231 per cd which is approx 23.0769230 more than your tired baby boomer bullshit is worth. now go die the rest of you. well, just macca, i've got no real beef with ringo. THE KINKS WERE BETTER!