drug addicted bicycle thieves

what rare breed of asshole steals a quick release off a bicycle? seriously? way to go dude, you're now one tenth of the way to a third of a fix. it's not like that shit is made of copper, why don't you make like so many of your asshole addict friends and electrocute yourself? now i have to fucking walk home while you bus your ass up to the shadiest bike store in town (i'm looking at you karim cycle on telegraph) to get, at the most, like 3 bucks for my quick release. if i was dumb enough to not lock up my wheel (like bruce mcculloch) then fine, fuck me. but really, am i going to have to remove my fucking quick release shit every time i go out at night in oakland? well, apparently only the front one, since you were too damn stupid to even bother to take the one on the back wheel, way to minimize your profits fucker. i hope somebody cuts your heroin with cancer of the dick.