oh, bret michaels. yes, i watched "rock of love 2". and i am ashamed. i am what is wrong with america. i gave this person my valuable time and consideration. yet i still blame bret. in a way that i cannot put into complete, logical sentences, i hate bret michaels and i hate the people who watch his brand of dating show with the very real possibility of a scorching case of hepatitis, therefore, i hate myself and i hate little baby lips over here for making me hate myself.in fact, just look at his lips. this man is probably on the dark side of the forties and he's making little baby lips. don't you just want to kiss those baby lips? no, bret michaels, i will not allow you to turn me out as you have so many others. put those irresistible baby lips away. maybe put them in one of your many bandanas or fashion cowboy hats. maybe wrap them up tight in one of those bedazzled t-shirts. i am going to go ahead and say with complete certainty that not only is bret-bret bald underneath those head pieces, but also completely hairless everywhere else on his body. no man who has perfected his baby lips into such a pout can resist manicuring his pubic hair into the perfect little triangle, trimming and primping more and more until there is nothing. nothing but sleek bronzed pure sex. this man actually looks like a penis. look at him. seriously, look at him. get lost in the steely sex gaze of baby lips.
as my friend andy said, "i bet bret michaels tans his dick."
and i think that says it all.
bret michaels, you can suck it.
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"My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer," says Michaels. "I do the show without it on all the time and they won't film me. They are like, "Put your bandanna back on. It is your image." It is my signature thing."
Yes, there are European extensions under there.
Not that I watched that show. I just read too much celeb' goss'.
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