don nelson

ok. let's get one thing clear right off the bat, i love this kooky old drunk. he was around the last time this team was worth half a shit, when that raging homophobe was running the show (ed note: we would totally do a post on homophobes except that it would be obvious and, well, kinda gay). and he's got this wacky hands off zen approach to coaching that generally rules (suck it phil jackson, you got nothing on nellie). but come on! at some point did it ever occur to you to sit these fools down, slap them around a tad, and tell them to stop shooting up threes with the combined accuracy of an epileptic circle jerk? if you made a video of the ugliest warriors moments from their last 3+ weeks of phoning it in it would look something like this, except, you know, without the sexist, racist, incompetent pistons legend at the helm. well, shit, i guess warriors fans will just go back to punching themselves in the balls, it has the same effect, and you don't have to pay your cable bill to do it.