Monday, April 14, 2008

city of berkeley parking officer #837: a certain ms. blackmon

or perhaps mrs., in which case my condolences to mr. blackmon. this bitch (ed note: picture not actually of parking officer blackmon) straight falsified a parking ticket and the hoops through which you must jump in order to register a complaint are, of course, in the end more trouble than paying the $36. congratulations fucker, you've won. i know, i know, thanks dr. obvious, bureaucracy blows, but that doesn't mean we should stop bitching about it. in fact, it's the only recourse us little people have (and i don't mean midgets). so SUCK IT, #837, you're the reason that meter maids get attacked. sweet name though.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Meter Maids can get the duck sick. Equivalency-degree-having, quota-filling, government-job-security-abusing buttplugs of the sucking wound that is local governance, the lot of them. Oakland Meter Maid badge #40 with the illegible name (Boch? Bod? Fuck your stupid name) gets a special shout out for writing an address at which I wasn't even parked on my ticket. If this was Italy in the '20s, I'd pour castor oil down your fucking throat and give you my ticket to wipe your ass.

An Old Man in a Bar said...

If you're a meter maid, you deserve all the hate rays shot at you through paranoid eyes.

FUCK YOU "OFFICER M.L., BADGE #0102, SFMTA DPT" FOR YOUR SMALL, BITCHFACE PETTY-ASS "GONNA CHECK FOR FRONT PLATE OOOO LOOK NO FRONT PLATE YAY" EAGERNESS TO LICK SERGEANT BOOT.

I hate you. Forever.