breeders (not the band)

working on college avenue is like having a window into the future of america and it's looking, in a word, douche-y. no it is not cute that you have a stroller built for two and another in the oven, unless it's coming out with a cinammon swirl and some frosting on it i am not fucking interested. and dudes, your hand's ain't clean either, if i ever hear another one of you say "we're pregnant" i will fucking lose it. until you shoot a hampster out your dick in solidarity she's the one who's pregnant, you're just the asshole. i'd advocate one of those "don't breed when there are so many in need," bob barker type deals but then we'd just end up with jolie/madonna imitators further exploiting the exlpoited, or worse yet some racist asshole like spencer pratt adopting, nobody who isn't blood related should be forced to spend anytime with that waste of air. and speaking of air, wouldn't it be great if all these overbreeding asshats got one giant carbon footprint to their forehead. i'd like the actual cost of their resource consumption to be summed up into an annual kick in the junk, two balls, one stone if you catch my drift. so suck it breeders! i don't hate all babies, i just hate yours.