the san antonio spurs

this one is probably the interweb equivalent of a broken record but i will happily get my 2 cents in on the subject. this team is the representation of everything that is wrong with professional basketball and they won't fucking stop winning. i am so filled with hate that i don't even think i have anything funny to say (do i ever?) about these assclowns. there is not a single person on this team that won't have to suck it come the reckoning: the star-fucking frenchman who feigns pains every time anyone so much as touches him (the frog who cried wolf?), the argentinian dago who, understandably, is a master of ridiculous gesticulation and being a pussy, the D&D playing man-child who's always making sad face, the mustachioed cheap shot artist, the geriatric cheap shot artist, the acne-scarred coach that specializes is teaching his players how to be complete and total bitches, and a bunch of other fuckers i can't ever remember (plus one who's just not worth mentioning). and they're from san antonio. yeah, spurs, i remember the fucking alamo, that shit was tight!